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Went to the grocery store just because I had a hankerin’ for a White Russian. Hummus was on sale, and so was a wine I loved. Two bottles of wine, two tubs of hummus and one bottle of Kahlua later, I look like I’m heading to a party. In reality, my only plan is to watch Dexter (my newest Netflix binge) all night.
Inspired, I add a frozen pizza and a bag of chips to complete the false narrative. I do that thing where I pretend like someone will notice and imagine how I’ll lie, all the while knowing that nobody cares what I buy.
Except… it worked. My invented story came to life. The worker scanning my items exclaimed “You’re having a party, that’s for sure!” and I said my rehearsed line of “How did you guess?” with a coy smile.
Why am I so happy about tricking this guy?
*drinks her white russian* *watches Dexter* *spoons with her cat*
*sets world on fire*