April172014
mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

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April162014
lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts
Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

WORKING TITLE: Are You There Satan? It’s Me, Margaret

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

WORKING TITLE: Are You There Satan? It’s Me, Margaret

(via leah617)

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April112014
Everyone needs at least one funny teacher friend on Facebook.

Everyone needs at least one funny teacher friend on Facebook.

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April92014
faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Ohio! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Ohio! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

(via starlysh)

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5PM
danicashmanica:

risarodil:

Stars and Constellations | Redesigned cover 
—
A mix of TFIOS feels + negative space :)
Store: Redbubble and Society6

Lovely

danicashmanica:

risarodil:

Stars and Constellations | Redesigned cover 

A mix of TFIOS feels + negative space :)

Store: Redbubble and Society6

Lovely

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March302014
emilyheller:

I love that this has hit tumblr

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

emilyheller:

I love that this has hit tumblr

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(Source: blazeberg)

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March292014

Went to the grocery store just because I had a hankerin’ for a White Russian. Hummus was on sale, and so was a wine I loved. Two bottles of wine, two tubs of hummus and one bottle of Kahlua later, I look like I’m heading to a party. In reality, my only plan is to watch Dexter (my newest Netflix binge) all night.

Inspired, I add a frozen pizza and a bag of chips to complete the false narrative. I do that thing where I pretend like someone will notice and imagine how I’ll lie, all the while knowing that nobody cares what I buy.

Except… it worked. My invented story came to life. The worker scanning my items exclaimed “You’re having a party, that’s for sure!” and I said my rehearsed line of “How did you guess?” with a coy smile.

Why am I so happy about tricking this guy?

*drinks her white russian* *watches Dexter* *spoons with her cat*

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March252014
maikujakus:

maikujakus:

i’m going in

I’M gE TTINg OU T

maikujakus:

maikujakus:

i’m going in

I’M gE TTINg OU T

(Source: kiinagase, via leah617)

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March112014

I’m young.

*sets world on fire*

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March32014

And the fat…. just dances away.

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