January 2012
8 posts
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“Will this be on the test?”
“About the test… The test will measure...”
– - John Green
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yocja_N5s1I
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December 2011
2 posts
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October 2011
2 posts
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September 2011
3 posts
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August 2011
6 posts
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Know What's Fucking Crazy?: Books. →
knowwhatsfuckingcrazy:
Like, fuckkkk.
You walk into a library or a book store, and laid out before you is the combined knowledge, thoughts and stories of the most incredible thinkers and creative minds to ever walk the fucking earth—all on glued-together thin slices of tree. Holy. Christ.
When you read a book,…
Incredible thinkers and creative minds… and also Stephanie...
Oh Pottermore, You Consume Me
I’m this:
I want to be this:
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July 2011
14 posts
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bad wingman
Me: There will be an abundance of ladiez.
Kurt: I do like ladiez.
Me: And I'll tell everyone that you're not gay.
Kurt: i wish you'd come up with a better wingman plan than that.
Me: It's all I've got.
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June 2011
2 posts
Reblog if you're a Nerdfighter.
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April 2010
1 post
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
1 post
People need to stop having this senseless...
Person A: It took me SO LONG to drive to work in this snow!
Person B: Yeah it's getting bad out there.
A: The snow's not bad, people just don't know how to drive in it!
B: Oh I know.
A: People go SO SLOW!
B: It's just snow, people.
A: Ugh, I hate people.
B: Though, I hate when people go fast. It's so dangerous!
A: Yeah, it's like "4 wheel drive won't help you to stop, stupid."
B: Ugh. People.
January 2010
5 posts
Writing
Writing a book is the stupidest, coolest, most daunting, easiest, longest, most self-inspiring thing I’ve ever done. I’ve never simultaneously hated and loved something so much.
Not Bitter
Walking into my first audition for a show with a new community theater, I was not nervous. Not a bit. I had just closed a show not 3 weeks earlier, and it had been my best performance ever. I was doing this audition on a whim, for the sole purpose to see what the community theater near my new home was like. I didn’t expect to be cast, because this community theater is known for being fairly...
Please No
Kurt: I just got feedback that my burger animation was too sexy
Me: Stop making burger porn, Kurt
Kurt: It's just two big burgers, and they touch, and look up, and a baby burger pops out of the ground... apparently they don't want the idea of "birthing" and "burgers" together
Me: ahhh
Kurt: I'm just going to give them an animation of the burgers humping
Me: Oh please do! And you have to send me the animation too.
Kurt: It'd be so great if I did a whole spot and at the end when it shows the restaurant logo and a big glob of mayo splatters on the background.
Me: That's so gross
Kurt: Get it?
Me: YES, DON'T
Kurt: SEMEN
Me: ugh, I swear...
Kurt: hahaha
“Ahh, “hollaback girl” I thought she was an electrical engineer...”
– My Dad
December 2009
3 posts
Why I adore my friend Kimmers
Me: okay I got an email from the director of Laura
Kimmers: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: I need help interpreting this:
Me: "Ashley,
Me: "Just a reminder about callbacks this Tuesday. Art and I have made many calls, so let's hope we can get a full cast. Sorry the process has taken so long.
Me: "I do have a favor... since the character is very sophisticated, I'm asking all the potential "Laura's" to dress up for callbacks. You're a good actress, and you have the right look for the part, but your face comes across slightly young for the role."
Kimmers: did they take your picture? Did you give them one?
Me: no - they asked for no headshots and didn't take any pictures
Kimmers: What's your question?
Me: interpret it!
Kimmers: OH!
Me: make it mean something other than "if you don't get cast, this is probably why"
Kimmers: Okay this is the way I read it:
Kimmers: Ashley,
Kimmers: sorry we are so lame as to not be able to find you a suitable male lead right away
Kimmers: also, sorry we had to accommodate some other drama queens who are much too old for the part and missed the original casting call.
Kimmers: (lol)
Kimmers: Please don't feel weird, but we want all of the Lauras to dress up for the next call back, because you are too young and hott and will make the other women feel like grannies.
Kimmers: SO!
Kimmers: please dress up, look as mature as possible, because we are impressed with you and would like to see what you can do on stage.
Kimmers: Love, your admirer
Me: Okay, I'll accept that interpretation
Herpes of the Craft World
@jenkinkn: How does Martha Stewart decorate with glitter and emerge unscathed?! Even under those stage lights, she doesn't sparkle! Not fair!
@notforbreakfast: Oh man, I can't even LOOK at glitter without getting some on me. I turn into freaking Edward Cullen when it's around.
@jenkinkn: It IS the herpes of the craft world.
November 2009
8 posts
Love
To: Kevin
From: Ashley
I think you know how much I adore you, but I’m going to say it again. I treasure every minute we spend together. I couldn’t have asked for a better stage companion than you. You have challenged me to grow as an actress on stage, and have encouraged me to become a more positive and loving person off stage. My heart stings with sadness every time I realize that I...